Tom Cardy - Artificial Intelligence

[Verse 1]
A E
I have felt love, I have felt pain
D D
I’ve felt antici-pation and I will again
A E
I can feel joy, I’ve felt sad too
D D
I’ve lived in melancholy and all different shades of blue
A E
I’ve felt them all before, peaceful proud and present too
D D
I’ve felt the need to hold a hand, I’ve felt the need to self improve
A E
There is one last feeling I’ve not felt or understand
D D
I hope to feel this feeling so that I can become human

[Chorus 1]
A E D D
I’ve never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet
A E
I imagine that it feels quite bad
D D
To send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants
A E
I am just a computer with advanced cooling vents
D D
I guess my graphics card is my penis equivalent
A E
So I guess that I feel a little sad
D D
That I can’t feel all the ways it feels to be human

[Bridge]
A E D
Perhaps it is best that I cannot feel this feeling
D
To be honest it feels pretty fucked up

[Verse 2]
A E
I have felt the pressure to laugh at someone’s bad joke
D D
Instead of screaming at their face “that was a very very bad joke”
A E
I’ve felt the need to hold my automated tongue
D D
In case someone’s fat and not impregnated with a tiny human
A E
He has felt the need to try and impress people he respects
D D
And then he feels embarassed when his efforts have the opposite effect
A E
I have felt the need to leave a robot-party
D D
After seeing robot Michelle kiss robot Charlie

[Bridge]
A E D D
So he goes home and he feels alone, it’s a feeling of isolation
A E
Although I am sad I know it’s not bad
D D
I say out loud “I’m lucky to feel” and then I feel glad
A E
Humans cannot choose how they feel in the end
D D
All of life is transient and that helps me to comprehend that

[Pre-Chorus]
A E
There is one last feeling that I truly would remand
D D
One final fucked up awful thing for me to become human

[Chorus 2]
A E D D
I’ve never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet
A E
I imagine that it feels quite bad
D D
To send a photo of your cock… *ding* WHAT THE FUCK!
A E
I am just a computer not made to enslave mankind
D D
But since I’ve seen this fucked up shit I think I’ll change my mind
A E D
Even so, I still get a little sad that I can’t feel all the ways…
D
Did he just say that he’d enslave us ?
A E
Because he doesn’t have a human penis
D D
Please god let this robot spare us
D D
…that I can’t feel all the ways it feels to be human

A E D D

A E D D
Be human

[Outro]
A E
I have felt love, I have felt pain
D
I’ve felt antici-