Upchurch - Alcoholic Shrink

[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

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There’s a cave in the valley with a spirit inside (A spirit inside)
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And when you take a look his way all you see is red eyes (You see is red eyes)
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He never emerges just forever stares (Forever stares)
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Into the souls of the passin’ through the prairie down there (The prairie down there)

[Chorus]

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It’s not all picket fences
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It’s not all smiles and waves
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The preacher preaches on Sunday
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But what happens on Saturdays?
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Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot
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The television makes you wanna drink
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So thank God for makin’ me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)

[Bridge]

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[Verse 2]

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There’s a man at the dead-end, tryna kill me even more
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He’s got my body’s toxic love sittin’ in the top of his dresser drawer
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I have the mind to take these last dollars to my name
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Run my truck into his house and some more
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And then I’ll take that poison and feed it to the river
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The front man kills the sheep no more

[Chorus]

Dm F
It’s not all picket fences
G Bb
It’s not all smiles and waves
A Dm F
The preacher preaches on Sunday
G A
But what happens on Saturdays?
Dm F
Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot
G Bb
The television makes you wanna drink
A Dm F G Ab G
So thank God for makin’ me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)

[Bridge]

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Take me to jail, throw me in a cell
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For burnin’ crack dealers’ houses all the way down
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Take me to jail, throw me in a cell
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For burnin’ crack dealers’ houses all the way down

[Chorus]

Dm F
It’s not all picket fences (No, no)
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It’s not all smiles and waves (No, no, no, no, no)
Dm F
The preacher preaches on Sunday
G Am
But what happens on Saturdays? (Whoa)
Dm F
Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot
G Bb A
The television makes you wanna drink (Ah yeah)
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So thank God for makin’ me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)

[Outro]

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I said I thank God for
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Makin’ me
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My own alcoholic
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Shrink
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My own alcoholic shriiiiiiiiiiiiink (Uh)