Remi Wolf - Grumpy Old Man

[Intro]
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Hi! It’s okay
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Look over the fence
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There’s things over there
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That I know you don’t know about yet
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Listen

[Verse 1]
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I’m so defensive there are things over there that I do not know about, yeah
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I’m so defensive I get caught up in the modern day, the fishing net that’s pulling at my feet
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I’m so defensive I got bongos
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Thumping in my chest and something tells me they don’t beat for me
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I’m so defensive I got egg shells on my doorstep and I don’t give second chances easily

[Chorus]
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I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
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Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
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You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
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Than me and you and me and me

[Verse 2]
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I’m so defensive I got boobies on my booty
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I got feelings in my feelings
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I got violets on my violence, yeah
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I’m so defensive I got fire in my fire
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I got whiskey in my shower
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Got my dancing feet on fleek

[Chorus]
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I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
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Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
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You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
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Than me and you and me and me

[Post-Chorus]
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I’m so defensive I’ve got eggshells around me
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I love romance, but I got eggshells around me
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I’m on the fence and I got eggshells around me
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Don’t step on ’em, don’t step on ’em, don’t step on ’em
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Don’t step on me!

[Bridge]
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Bo Diddley bought his babe a diamond ring
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And if that diamond ring don’t shine
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He gonna take it to a private eye
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And if that private eye can’t see
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He’d better not take the ring from me

[Chorus] (x4)
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I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
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Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
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You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
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Than me and you and me and me

[Outro]
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