The Felice Brothers - To-Do List

[Intro]
G D G

[Verse 1]
G
Wash all the pots and linens
C G
Find a psychoanalyst
C G
Go the bank and deposit checks
D G
Sweep up the shattered dish

[Verse 2]
G
Return everything that I’ve borrowed
C G
Change all the bloody gauze
C G
Buy a spinach colored dinner jacket
D G
Defy all natural laws

[Chorus]
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, cancel better homes and gardens
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, admire gothic arches

[Verse 3]
G
Become a lot more happy
C G
Build a maze of Styrofoam
C G
Befriend an unfortunate lunatic
D G
Wail on a saxophone

[Verse 4]
G
Walk down the road into darkness
C G
Fall in an orchestra pit
C G
Have an affair in the provinces
D G
Bring flowers to thе sick

[Chorus]
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, find out what’s killing the bees
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, proclaim a lasting peace

[Verse 5]
G
Opеn the blinds, let the light in
C G
Stand in the amorous rays
C G
Rise up in the name of liberty
D G
Throw out my fascist berets

[Verse 6]
G
Purchase balloons for the ballroom
C G
Buy some asparagus
C G
Buy a harmonium and powdered wig
D G
Buy after dinner mints

[Chorus]
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, buy head cheese and hock of ham
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, become a family man

[Guitar Solo]
G D G

[Verse 7]
G
Finish the wealth of nations
C G
Discover a miracle drug
C G
Learn all supreme court justices’ names
D G
And test the limits of love

[Verse 8]
G
Acquire more guilty pleasures
C G
Sit and watch as the plague goes by
C G
Wash the hot fry stains from my hands
D G
And laugh until I cry

[Chorus]
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, throw out all the songs I wrote
C Bm C D
Ooh oh oh, and buy a buckskin coat

[Outro]
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