All Day Comedy Act - There Are No Flights Into Durango

[Chorus]

G Bm Am
No flights into Durango
G Bm Am
There are no flights into Durango
Em D C
No flights into Durango
G Bm Am
There are no flights into Durango

[Verse 1]

G Bm
My ex-girlfriend moved to Colorado
Am C D
Actually, she’s our ex-girlfriend
G Bm
That may sound a little strange
Am C D
But it’s a big, big world

[Chorus]

G Bm Am
No flights into Durango
G Bm Am
There are no flights into Durango
Em D C
No flights into Durango
G Bm Am
There are no flights into Durango

[Verse 2]

G Bm
There’s this guy that has a face like a slapped ass
Am C D
Your average puffy cokehead
G Bm
Our attorney bought a Chinese board bag
Am C D
For the rich kid bachelor party

[Chorus]

G Bm Am
No flights into Durango
G Bm Am
There are no flights into Durango
Em D C
No flights into Durango
G Bm Am
There are no flights into Durango

[Bridge]

Em D C Em C Em

[Coda]

Em7 Cmaj7sus2

Em7
Why deny
Cmaj7sus2
Who satisfy you
Em7
Why deny
Cmaj7sus2
Who satisfy you
Em7
Why deny
Cmaj7sus2
Who satisfy you
Em7
Why deny
Cmaj7sus2
Who satisfy you
Em7
Why deny
Cmaj7sus2
Who satisfy you
Em7
Why deny
Cmaj7sus2
Who satisfy you
Em7
Why deny