Sarcastic Sounds - say goodbye

Capo: 1st fret

[Intro]
N.C.
2 3

[Verse 1]
G B C/G
I’m sick of singing about depression
C/Gm G
On the same old chord progression
B C/G
I’ll be a-okay if I could be how you see me
C/Gm
But f- it

And

G B C/G
And I can’t wait till I’ve ascended
C/Gm G
To those pearly gates in heaven
B C/G
If they take one look at my punk-ass, just forget it
C/Gm
I won’t get in

Cause

[Chorus]
A C
Yeah I think life has passed me by
G
You can say goodbye

B
Ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
C/G
Ooh-ooh ooh-oh-oh-ooh
G B
Ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
C/G C/G
Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh, ooh

[Verse 2]
N.C.
1 2 3

G B C/G
I sing myself into a coma
C/Gm G
On this whiskey-scented sofa
B C/G
Strum away my days instead of trying to go for
C/Gm
My diploma

So

G B C/G
I tell myself that I’m an artist
C/Gm G
That’s how I wish to be regarded
B C/G
It’s a full-time job being a fucking fraud
C/Gm
And that’s where my heart is

Cause

[Chorus]
A C
My whole life has passed me by
G
You can say goodbye

B
Ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
C/G
Ooh-ooh ooh-oh-oh-ooh
G B
Ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
C/G G
Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh, ooh

B
Ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
C/G
Ooh-ooh ooh-oh-oh-ooh
G B
Ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
C/G G
Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh, ooh