Arctic Monkeys - Brianstorm

Intro:
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F C C# E
(x4)

[Verse 1]
F C C# C F C
Brian, top marks for not trying
C# E F C C#
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
E F C C#
We’re grateful and so strangely comforted
E F C C# E F C#
And I wonder, are you putting us under?
E F C# E F
‘Cause we can’t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
C# F
Well, see you later, innovator

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[Verse 2]
F C
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
C# E F C
There’s not a net you couldn’t slip through
C# E F C C# E
Or at least that’s the impression I get, ’cause you’re smooth and you’re wet
F C C#
And she’s not aware yet, but she’s yours
C F C# E F
She’ll be saying, “Use me, show me the jacuzzi”
C# E F C# E
I imagine that it’s there on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate
F C# E C
Means that you’ll never be frightened to make ’em wait for a while

[Bridge]
F C# C C# C F
I doubt it’s your style not to get what you set out to acquire
C F E
The eyes are on fire, you are the unforecasted storm

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[Verse 3]
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(Brian) Calm, collected and commanding
N.C
(Top marks for not trying) You leave the other story standing
N.C
With your renditions and jokes, bet there’s hundreds of blokes
F C
That have wept ’cause you’ve stolen their thunder
C# C F C#
Are you putting us under?
E F C F C# E F
‘Cause we can’t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
E F
Well, see you later, innovator