The Beach Boys - H.E.L.P. Is on the Way

[Verse 1]
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Stark naked in front of my mirror
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A pudgy person somehow did appear
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Seems lately all I’ve eaten sugar and fat
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It’s getting obvious that’s not where it’s at
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A big pot and tripley chin
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Oh what condition my condition was in
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Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
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What ever happened to my Greek godly frame

[Chorus 1]
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Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Am D G
Aren’t always good as they seem
Em B C G
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
Am D G
That’s what you get when you eat that way

[Verse 2]
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I read a book on organic foods
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Jumped on a health food kick Put me in the mood
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You may not get to perfect overnight
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But on the way you’re feelin’ clean out of sight
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We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
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We’re gonna spread the news and give you the word
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We hope that soon you’ll eat like we did today
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We’re mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.’s on its way

[Chorus 2]
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Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
Am D G
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Em B C G
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
Am D G
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town

[Bridge]
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H.-E.-L.-P. H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace

[Chorus 3]
Em B C G
Hamburgers and hot dogs throw ’em all out
Am D G
You’ll feel so good you’ll jump up and shout
Em B C G
If you haven’t why don’t you go shopping today
Am D G
And ‘member now that H.E.L.P. ‘s on its way