Viagra Boys - Punk Rock Loser

[Intro]
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(x4)

[Verse 1]
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Oh, when we met you thought that I could probably change
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I warned you then, that baby, I don’t seem insane
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But I fucking am and I’m rocking a little gold chain
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That ain’t real gold, I told you that it’s fucking fake
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I spend my money elsewhere on different things
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That come in little plastic bags and they disappear
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The same night, the same night

[Chorus]
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I ain’t your average normal dude
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It sure ain’t glamorous, I keep things loose
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I ain’t your average punk rock loser
A G C D Bb Gm
Yeah, I’m a savage, I’m really cool
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I tried to warn ya, I’m loose

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(x3)

[Verse 2]
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I tried to warn ya that I’m bad and I’m loose
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I’m looser than a piece of low hanging fruit
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And I don’t go to parties where folks get dressed up
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I go to the function just to fuck shit up
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I warned you baby that ain’t juice in my cup
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It’s promethazine and a little 7 Up
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I tried to warn ya that I’m bad and I’m loose
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I’m looser than a piece of low hanging fruit

[Chorus]
A G C D
I ain’t your average normal dude
A G C D
It sure ain’t glamorous, I keep things loose
A G C D
I ain’t your average punk rock loser
A G C D Bb Gm
Yeah, I’m a savage, I’m really cool
G A G C D
I’m loose!
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I said I’m loose, baby!

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(x4)

[Verse 3]
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I’m drenched in sweat when I wake up, need to hang up my sheets
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Pour up a beer and walk out with my shoes on my feet
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And I don’t need nobody tell me how to dress
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I look in the mirror saying, “Man, you’re the best”
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And I’m sorry, honey, but I gotta confess
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Don’t give a fuck about you, I could really care less

[Chorus]
A G C D
I ain’t your average normal dude
A G C D
It sure ain’t glamorous, I keep things loose
A G C D
I ain’t your average punk rock loser
A G C D
Yeah, I’m a savage, I’m really cool
Bb
I’m really cool
Gm
And most of all
N.C.
I’m loose