Ricky Jamaraz - Microwave

[Intro Verse]
Dear people of the universe
A A6
Bluebells are purple, Greenland’s not green
Amaj7 A6
My pinkie’s not pink, so what does it mean?
A A6
Roses are red, but my name’s not Dave
Amaj7 A
(Are you drunk?) I’m not drunk
Dmaj7
Microwave
N.C. A A6
Do you know what I’m saying
Amaj7 A6
Do you know what I’m saying

[Pre-Chorus]
F#m E
Lying on the kitchen floor
B7
I know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more

[Chorus]
D Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
A
What did you just say
E
Did you just call me pretty?
Bm7
You must be mistaken
E7
Or talking to a mirror
A
Sorry, I’m bad at words

[Verse 2]
A Amaj7
Maths is yellow and science is blue
A7 Dmaj7
Marmite’s gross and so are you
C#m7 F#m7
Scotland isn’t real Nicholas Cage isn’t either
Bm7 E7
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
Dm
Oh em gee

[Pre-Chorus]
F#m E
Lying on the kitchen flooring
B7
I bet you think that I’m boring

[Chorus]
D Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
A
What did you just say
E
Did you just call me pretty?
Bm7
You must be mistaken
E7(b9)
Or talking to a mirror
‘Cause you’re telling lies

[Bridge]
Bm7 E7(b9) A
You’re so stupid
F#7 Bm7
I’m going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
E7(b9)
ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
A Aaug A6 G7add13

[Chorus]
D Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
A
What did you just say
E
Did you just call me pretty?
Wowww
Bm7 E7(b9)
Yeah, la la-la la la laaa
N.C.
Sorry I’m so bad at this

[Outro]
A D Bm E A
I put my heart inside a microwave
D Bm E G#
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
A D Bm E A
I put my heart inside a microwave
D Bm E G#
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
A D Bm E A
I put my heart inside a microwave
D Bm E G#
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
(softer)
A D Bm E A
I put my heart inside a microwave
D Bm
A microwave, a microwave