[Intro]
[Verse]
Am F
I break the ice,
C G
So they don’t seem my size
Am F
And I have to be nice
C G
Or I’ll be the next punch line
[Verse]
Am
I’m just the best friend in
F
Hollywood movies,
C G
Who only exists to continue the story
Am
The girl gets the guy while
F
I’m standing offscreen
C
So I’ll wait for my
G
Cue to be comedic relief
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Can’t be too loud and
F
Can’t be too busy
C
If I don’t answer now,
G
Are they still gonna need me?
Am
Can’t be too proud and
F
Can’t think I’m pretty
C
Do they keep me around
G
so their flaws just seem silly?
[Chorus]
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
I say I’m okay
C G
Cause they wouldn’t care anyway
Am F
And I could try to explain
C
But my effort’s in vein,
G
They can’t relate to how
[Verse]
Am
I’ve drawn out in sharpie
F
where I’d take the scissors
C
If that’s what it took for me
G
To look in the mirror
Am
I’ve done every diet to
F
Make me look thinner
C
So why do I still feel so
G
Goddammn inferior
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Can’t be too loud
F
and can’t be too busy
C
If I don’t answer now,
G
Are they still gonna need me?
Am
Can’t be too proud
F
And can’t think I’m pretty
C
Do they keep me around
G
so their flaws just seem silly?
[Chorus]
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
[Bridge]
Am F
It’s funny when I think a guy likes me
C
And it’s funny when I’m the one
G
who says let’s go to eat
Am
It’s f*cking funny when
I’m asked to go
F
out on halloween
C
Dresses and thigh highs
G
while I hide my body
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Can’t be too loud and
F
Can’t be too busy
C
If I don’t answer now,
G
Are they still gonna need me?
Am
Can’t be too proud
F
And can’t think I’m pretty
C
Do they keep me around
G
so their flaws just seem silly?
[Chorus]
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
[Outro]
Am
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where
F C
I’d take the scissors
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