Jimmy Buffett - Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost

[Intro]
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Dm Gm Fm Dm

[Verse 1]
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Looked in my laptop, what did I see?
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A flashin’ message says today therapy
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Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink
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But I’m getting better that’s what some people think

[Verse 2]
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Talk about denial and dysfunctional things
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Head’s like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings
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My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears
Bb F C
Spend lots of money, but I’m tacklin’ my fears

[Chorus]
F Bb F
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Bb F C F
These are the things that terrify me the most
F Bb F
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
Bb F C
Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh

[Verse 3]
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Had a dream last night took a time travellin’ ride
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Back to my childhood where those monsters reside
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They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem
Bb F C
But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream

[Chorus]
F Bb F
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Bb F C F
These are the things that terrify me the most
F Bb F
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
Bb F C F
Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh

[Bridge]
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I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block
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He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
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The neighborhood is still in shock
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La la la la, la la la la
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La la la la, la la la la la la

[Verse 4]
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So many dragons lurking out in the fog
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So many crazy people mumblin’ monologues
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It’s not the tales of Stephen King that I’ve read
Bb F C F
I need protection from the things in my head like

[Chorus]
F Bb F
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Bb F C F
These are the things that terrify me the most
F Bb F
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
Bb F C F
Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh